Bring Her Back – HBO Max – A brother and sister discover something horrifying about their new foster mother. – WILD!!!! 🤯
Weapons – HBO Max – An entire classroom of children mysteriously disappears on the same night. – CRAZYYYY!!! 😱
The Black Phone – Netflix – A kidnapped boy receives calls from a disconnected phone—and its previous victims. – GOOD!!!! ETHAN HAWKE ☎️😈
Hereditary – HBO Max/Hulu – A grieving family discovers increasingly horrifying secrets after their grandmother dies. – OKAY 😐 WATCH MIDSOMMAR BY THE SAME DIRECTOR, IF YOU DARE.
The Shining – HBO Max – A family spends the winter isolated in a haunted hotel while Dad completely loses his shit. – PERFECTION 🔪❤❄
Smile – Pluto – A psychiatrist becomes haunted by a terrifying smiling presence after witnessing a bizarre death. – PRETTY GOOD 👍😃
The Conjuring – HBO Max – Paranormal investigators try to help a family terrorized by something evil in their farmhouse. – LIKED IT!!! 👻
The Ring – Netflix/Peacock – A cursed videotape gives anyone who watches it seven days to live. – AWESOME!!! 📼😱
The Crazies – Tubi – A mysterious infection turns the residents of a small town violently insane. – AWESOME!!! 🔥
Ready or Not – Netflix – A bride’s new in-laws hunt her through their mansion on her wedding night. – GREAT!!! MAKES ME THINK OF KNIVES OUT 👰♀️🔪
Talk to Me – Tubi/HBO Max – Teenagers use an embalmed hand to contact spirits and unleash something they can’t control. – VERY INTENSE ✋😳🔥
Barbarian – Hulu – A woman arrives at her rental house and discovers somebody is already staying there—and that’s just the beginning. – OH SHIT!!! 👀🏆
The Substance – Hulu – A fading celebrity uses a mysterious treatment to create a younger version of herself. Things go spectacularly wrong. – F#CKING CRAZY!!! DEMI MOORE 🤯😈
Sinister – Hulu/Peacock – A writer discovers disturbing home movies that connect a series of murdered families. – EVIL!!!! ETHAN HAWKE 📽️👹
Split – Netflix – Three girls are kidnapped by a man with multiple personalities—and one personality is especially terrifying. – YIKES!!! 🧠😳
Evil Dead (2013) – HBO Max – Friends accidentally unleash demonic forces while staying in an isolated cabin. – MEH 🩸😈
Insidious – Tubi – A family discovers their comatose son has become a doorway for terrifying supernatural entities. – A LITTLE SLOW, BUT GOOD 👻👍
Hush – Netflix/Tubi – A deaf writer living alone must outsmart a masked killer outside her house. – GREAT!!! 🔪🔥
Companion – HBO Max – A romantic getaway turns into a violent, funny and very strange revelation about one of the guests. – AWESOME!!! 🤖❤️🔥
Trick ‘r Treat – HBO Max – Several twisted Halloween stories collide during one very bloody Halloween night. – VERY GOOD!!! 🎃
Halloween (2007 – Rob Zombie) – Peacock – Rob Zombie’s brutal reimagining of Michael Myers and his return to Haddonfield. – HOLY CRAP!!! 🔪🎃
Sinners – HBO Max – Twin brothers return home and encounter a supernatural evil, with music at the heart of the story. – KICK ASS WITH GREAT MUSIC!!! 🎵🎶
Poltergeist – HBO Max – A suburban family’s home becomes the playground of increasingly dangerous spirits. – COME AWAY FROM THE LIGHT, CAROL ANN 📺👻
American Horror Story: 13 – Hulu – Anthology horror full of murder, monsters, ghosts, insanity and WTF moments. – AMAZING!!! WATCH ANY SEASON. 👻👹👽
The Menu – Netflix/Hulu – Wealthy guests attend an exclusive dinner where the chef has something very disturbing planned. – FABULOUS!!! 🍽️🔪
Gerald’s Game – Netflix – A woman becomes trapped handcuffed to a bed after her husband suddenly dies. – NO!!! 🚫⛓️😂
Pearl – Tubi – A young woman trapped on her family’s farm dreams of stardom while becoming increasingly unhinged. – GREAT AFTER IT FINALLY GETS GOING!!! 🌾🪓
Knock at the Cabin – Netflix – A family is held hostage and told they must make an impossible choice to prevent the apocalypse. – LONG AND SAD. NO!!! 🚫😭
Incantation – Netflix – A woman tries to protect her daughter from a curse she unleashed years earlier. – SO BORING I TURNED IT OFF!!! 🥱🚫
10 Cloverfield Lane – Pluto – A woman wakes in an underground bunker where a man insists the outside world is deadly. – YAWN 🥱 MEH
The Sixth Sense – Netflix/Hulu – A child psychologist works with a frightened boy who says he can see dead people. – GOOD!!! 👻🧠
You’re Next – Tubi – Masked killers attack a family gathering but discover one guest is remarkably good at fighting back. – KICK ASS!!! 🏠🔪🔥
Fresh – Hulu – A woman’s promising new romance takes a horrifying turn when she discovers what her new boyfriend is really into. – OMG!!!! EEK!!!! 🥩😳🔪
The Invisible Man (2020) – Tubi – A woman believes her abusive ex has found a way to become invisible and terrorize her. – AMAZING!!! 👀😱🔥
Get Out – Peacock – A man visits his girlfriend’s family and discovers something deeply disturbing beneath their friendly exterior. – GOOD!!! ALREADY SAW IT—WE HAVE THE DVD 🫖😵👍
MaXXXine – HBO Max/Hulu/Pluto – Maxine pursues movie stardom in 1980s Hollywood while a killer stalks actresses around her. – AWESOME!!! ⭐🔪🎬
X – A group making a movie at a remote Texas farm discovers their elderly hosts aren’t quite what they seem. – PRETTY GOOD!!! 😂🪓
The Hunt – Roku Channel – Strangers wake up and discover they’re being hunted for sport—until one woman starts hunting back. – NOT WATCHED – NO ROKU 🏹🔥
Happy Death Day – HBO Max/Peacock – A college student repeatedly relives the day of her murder until she can identify her killer. – CLEVER AND GOOD!!! 🎂🔪
Freaky – Peacock – A teenage girl accidentally swaps bodies with a serial killer. – FUNNY!!! GOOD TEEN HORROR MOVIE 🔪👱♀️😂
Thanksgiving – Hulu – A Thanksgiving-themed killer terrorizes a town after a disastrous Black Friday riot. – NOT WATCHED 🦃🪓
Better Watch Out – Tubi/Peacock – A babysitting job turns into a home invasion—and then becomes something completely unexpected. – SURPRISING AND GREAT!!! 🎄🔪😳🔥
It’s What’s Inside – Netflix – A pre-wedding party goes completely off the rails when a mysterious body-swapping device appears. – GREAT!!! 🎭🤯🔥
Villains – Tubi/Pluto/Hulu/Peacock – Two amateur criminals break into the wrong house and meet homeowners who are much crazier than they are. – AWESOME AND BIZARRE!!! 🏠😈🔥
The Babysitter – Netflix – A kid stays up late and discovers his seemingly perfect babysitter is involved with a satanic cult. – KICK ASS!!! 🔪😈🔥🤘
No Exit – Hulu – Stranded at a snowy rest stop, a woman discovers a kidnapped child hidden in a van belonging to someone inside. – NOT WATCHED ❄️🚐🔪
Run – Hulu – A homeschooled teenager begins discovering horrifying secrets about her extremely controlling mother. – INSANE & DISTURBING!!! ♿💊😳🔥
Fear Street: Prom Queen – Netflix – Prom queen candidates start disappearing as a killer stalks the students of Shadyside High. – CAMPY AND GOOD!!! 👑🔪💃
The Invitation (2015) – Tubi/Pluto/Peacock – A man attends a dinner party hosted by his ex-wife and gradually realizes something is very wrong. – YODELS! SHOCKING!!! 🍷😈
Obsession (2026) – Peacock – A man makes a supernatural wish for his crush to love him and gets far more than he bargained for. – OUT OF CONTROL!!! 😈❤️
Send Help (2026) – Hulu – Two coworkers survive a plane crash and become stranded together on an island where their battle for survival gets very dark. – SURPRISING AND GREAT!!! 🏝️🩸
Hokum (2026) – Hulu – A novelist staying at a remote Irish inn becomes obsessed with stories about an ancient witch haunting the honeymoon suite. – A WEE BIT SCARY, BUT LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY 🏨👹
Us – HBO Max – A family’s beach vacation becomes a nightmare when terrifying doubles of themselves appear outside their house. – OH SHIT!!! ✂️🔴😳🔥
Nope – Netflix – A brother and sister running a horse ranch discover something very strange and very dangerous lurking in the sky. – VERY AWESOME!!! 👽☁️🐎🔥
Streaming availability checked October 2026. Streaming services change their catalogs frequently.
Compiled with help from my horror-movie accomplice Milo (ChatGPT), who now knows that if people spend 45 minutes sitting in a cabin contemplating their feelings, I’m probably turning the damn movie off. 😂🔪🍿
